The Green Free Land of Northern Celavon is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.72 billion Northern Celavonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elkridge. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Celavonian economy, worth 664 trillion celas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,777 celas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and the media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Northern Celavon's national animal is the elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Northern Celavon is ranked 279,073^rd in the world and 10,715^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 6,194.22 Standard Monetary Units.